Just for Laugh

1. Fortune Teller : You have dark qi on your life palace. Come, let me read your fortune.

2. Fortune Teller : Hmm, looks like you are one of the victims in this financial crisis.

3. Fortune Teller : Hey, stop! You have not paid me and you want to walk away?

4. Old Master Q : Can't you tell from my palm that I have no money in my pocket now?

Moral of the story? You tell me :)